Dear Mr. Trump

Dear Donald Trump,

Yes, you are actually reading this, and no, you are not seeing things. I am speaking to you, the one and only, Donald Trump. The man who has captivated an entire nation. The man who started from the bottom with a small loan of one million dollars, and rose to become the rich dimwit he is today. The man who has created the most idiotic ideas on how to run a country that I have ever heard. Although it may be hard to believe, you are the one person I want to read this blog the most.

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I recently talked about the completely absurd event that took place at one of your rallies, and called you out for being the idiot you are. After being presented with this ideal reader assignment for my blog, I realized that my previous post will probably not be the last time I'll be talking about you. My blog's topics have mainly been random ideas that come into my head, but I've been thinking about starting to consistently write one or two posts about the same topic for each blog assignment. I mean let's face it, when it comes to you, it's not like I'm going to run out of material. If you already couldn't tell that I really do dislike you, let me put it this way: I would rather jump off of a building than see you become the leader of our country. I mean, can you blame me? Your views on how our country should be run are completely idiotic, yet you have the most support out of any of the other candidates. Why is that? I've been asking myself this same question for about a month now, and I still haven't reached a legitimate or reasonable conclusion.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I admire the fact that you have somehow managed to brainwash millions of people into following you and your ridiculous ideals, but that still doesn't change the fact that you are the wrong man for the job, and I know I'm not the only one out there that feels this way. There are plenty of others that loathe you, and I'm actually being really nice compared to some of these other people. Let's be real Donald, some of these folks are calling you the next Hitler so maybe it's time you did a little bit of self reflecting.

Although it is very unlikely that someone as "important" as you will read a blog such as mine, I still cling onto the hopes that you someday might read this blog and change your ways. I hope that if you were to read this blog, you'd realize how much of a fool you are being, and you'd mature into a possible candidate to lead our country.

But let's be realistic, Donald. We both know that will never happen.